
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
Sunset II

Monday, 18 August 2008
Home, sweet home
We've now got three suitcases full of washing to do (and iron of course)as well as getting some shopping in, collecting the hamster and all the other normal stuff.
Before we left Eylem, the Hotel Mutlu receptionist gave us next years prices and it looks very tempting to do a week in May (unfortunately, due to The Boy's schooling, it will be right in the expensive time).
We better start saving as I think I fancy a bit more diving...
Up, up and away
Last thoughts ?
I've enjoyed our fortnight here, I really have. There's not much to complain about, which for me is quite remarkable.
I wish that I'd done the diving nearer the start and then maybe I could have gone again (maybe twice, it was that good). I think I might look into diving when I get home.
I've not enjoyed the daily forage for food; I think I've got used to the stuff we cook at home and have found the local menus a bit limited although this is more due to me being and veggie and also not very adventurous rather than the shortcomings of the local eateries.
Mrs C and The Boy have also enjoyed it but are also looking forward to getting home.
Once I get on my home system I can edit and upload a few photos.
Sunday, 17 August 2008
Musings on Calis Beach
Firstly, the hotel; Hotel Mutlu is located right on the beach, the last hotel on the strip. It has a nice sized pool and garden with plenty of sunbeds (despite some people needing to get out at dawn put their towels out to get top spot). It get's very hot around the pool in the daytime but thankfully there is a cooling breeze that blows off the sea during the day.
The staff are all very helpful and friendly and nothing is too much trouble for them despite working very long hours.
There is a bar which is fairly quiet in the evenings ; I don't know what time it closes as we were never out past midnight.
The resort; Calis Beach (pronounced "chalish") is a small place just outside Fethiye. It has two main "strips", the beach itself which has a load of hotels, all seemingly with a restaurant (and many with a pushy "tout" outside trying to get you in). A lot of the restaurants offer similar food at similar prices, the same sort of fare that you see in every holiday resort throughout Europe. One gem for us was Bella Mammas, an italian joint; a bit more pricey than the others but well worth it for some great food.
The other strip is the main street, with a load of shops and restaurants. They close it to traffic in the evenings by putting cast iron bollards across it (but be careful, you still get gormless twats on mopeds and quad bikes whizzing up it).
Finally, the country; Turkey. Inevitably Turkey will be compared to Greece, probably due to it's location at the eastern end of the Med. In terms of climate it's quite similar but there are a lot of differences. The Turks seem genuinely hospitable and eager to please, something that I was initially suspicious of, being wary of getting ripped off or railroaded into something but I came to realise that this is just their way.
There seems to be a general sense of pride about the place, with parks being provided and gardens watered so that despite being very hot and dry thereis a lot of attractive greenery about the place.
Eating out is fairly cheap and there is a reasonable selection, although being vegetarians it's more limited, something we've come to expect and have to live with. Drinks prices are varied, soft drinks such as coke or fanta are a bit pricey at around 2.50YTL (about £1.20) for a small glass(200ml). The beer served everywhere is Efes, a local lager, and it fetches in at about 3-4YTL (£1.40-£1.80) for 500ml, either bottled or draught. I can't really comment on the quality of it as I almost never drink lager at home, preferring bitter or wine (strangely, despite the climate, Turkey has very little in the way of a wine industry) .
So, would we return ?
To Turkey, definately; It is up there with Greece as a great place to holiday.
To Calis/Fethiye, probably.
To the Hotel Mutlu, if I wanted a hotel holiday then it would be my first choice; the only reason not to would be that we would probably prefer to be self catering being veggies.
To summarise, we spent quite a bit of money to come here,more than we usually do and I think it's well spent, a very enjoyable fortnight.
I surrender
We got lost on the way but eventually found it but by this time I was sweating uncontrollably and just wanted to go home.
After a quick shufty, Mrs C stayed on for another lap while The Boy and I returned to the hotel, to lie in the room with the aircon running. We were well and truly beaten and it was only 11:00.
Tonight we must pack for tomorrow's journey home.
Friday, 15 August 2008
Lazy Friday
The sea at Calis isn't the clearest, for reasons that I won't go into (primarily because I don't know) but it's still clear enough to enjoy a few minutes bobbing about and looking like a tourist.
Our tea venue was a split decision tonight, Mrs C fancied Bella Mamma, The boy wanted to stay at the hotel and I waanted to "just got out". We settled on a compromise whereby we did what The Boy wanted tonight; tomorrow/Sunday, Mrs C and I will choose one each.
We're currently sitting on the balcony trying to dodge the mozzies; time will tell if we've been successful.
Thursday, 14 August 2008
Above us the waves

We were up early ready for an 0800 pickup today. Sadly the pickup didn't happen and after ringing the dive school (luckily a chap staying here had the number) we found out they hadn't got us booked in !
No matter though, Alan, the owner, came and got us and by 0915 we were there; we'd missed the bacon sarnies and banter but the boat was still there so we were ok.
As the boat chugged accross Fethiye bay, we were introduced to the instructors and told what would be happening.
There were seven of us doing the beginners lesson, two couples, a young lad, The Boy and me, Mrs C having declined to try diving and just along for the ride.
We were given a briefing about the kit, signals, boyancy etc by a very friendly and cheerful young guy called Doga (I would imagine it's hard not to be cheerful when you spend your days diving in the warm clear waters of the eastern Med and getting paid for it).
Us beginners were split into two groups and we did two dives each, the first to get used to breathing under water and the second to feed some fish (including a rather grumpy looking moray eel). The Boy declined to do the second one, as did a couple of others, and so I was on my own for the second dive, just me and my patient instructor Doga.
I thought that diving was great fun, both exciting but also peaceful and serene; I only wish I had better balance as when Doga told me to kneel on a rock to watch him feed the eel, I kept overbalancing. It's certainly something that I will do again somehow.
Arriving back at the hotel around 7 o clock, we had just about enough energy for a pint and a pizza before sloping off to bed; Mrs C and The Boy are already fast akip and as soon as I finish this I will be joining them.
The best day so far.
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
Night of the quiz
We got to the shamrock with time to spare (Mrs C was worrying, unnecessarily it turned out, that there would be no seats left) and settled down for a bit of brain draining.
Our quizmaster, Gordon A, set us 40 questions of varying degrees of difficulty plus a sheet of faces to identify. Mrs C and I came a respectable second (The Boy having buggered off to play pool with the lad from one of our rivals - splitter!) and were most pleased.
It was a very enjoyable evening.
We are now looking forward to a day scuba diving (at least me and The Boy are, Mrs C is just observing) tomorrow so I really should leave the raki alone and get off to bed.
More tomorrow if I've not been drowned, arrested or torpedoed....
The chavs are coming
A man came and spoke to them, presumably their father but they took no notice and continued to spray each other (and everyone else).
I, for one, will not be surprised to see three extra burberry caps around the place this evening.
Tuesday, 12 August 2008
Noisy B*st*rds
1. It's loud
2. It's rubbish
3. It's annoying
It is rather like having a Vauxhall Corsa (value £300) with loud stereo (value £2000) parked permenantly outside your house.
I shall write to the mayor and complain as soon as I get home, that'll sort it...
Tea for three
We started with garlic bread, then Mrs C had spinach (grass) and potato ravioli, I tucked in to penne arabiatta (google it) and The Boy had a margarita pizza.
It was superb and worth every kuru
Day of the Dolmus II : The market strikes back
Today brought another early breakfast and then to the main street to catch a dolmus to Fethiye for the Tuesday market. The dolmus journey was uneventful except for the gentleman with French-strength B.O. It was a relief when he got off early, I can tell you.
Fethiye market is something to behold; approached via a line of fruit and veg stalls selling local produce (Mrs C picked up some peaches and bananas) and then at the bottom you are in the market proper.
Everywhere you look there are traders selling replica football shirts, watches, handbags, jeans, games and the like. It's all counterfeit of course and of varying quality, some good, some not so good. Traders assail you all the time with their cries of "hello hello", "yes please", "excuse me" and the like; we even heard one bloke calling out "cheap as chips!"
We came away with a nice leather handbag for Mrs C, a Spurs shirt and nintendo game for The Boy and a "genuine fake" Rolex watch for me. Total spend, about £40
It is very hot and sweaty in there and, sadly, tempers got a bit frayed towards the end (nothing serious, just hot and grumpy).
We decided to avoid the dolmus for the return journey and splash out on a water taxi (4YTL each but then nothing's too good for my family).
In contrast to the crowded dolmus and teeming market, the water taxi was a gentle and relaxing half hour pottering accross the bay.
Lunch was taken in Marias in the main street; not very busy when we got there but the food took an age to arrive (nothing more than a jacket spud, tuna roll and plate of chips) which was a bit disappointing as we've eaten there twice before and it was ok.
Back at the hotel we checked out or goodies and then went down to the pool for a couple of hours on sun and splashing. Not a bad way to spend a day.
And now, as usual, my thoughts turn to food and beer (in vast quantities).
Monday, 11 August 2008
What a shower...
Dalyan Discovery
We stopped briefly at a cafe/shop/ostrich display (!?) and then we were at Dalyan and on the boat. I'm not sure which was older (or indeed in better condition), the boat or it's driver but they both appeared to have at least one trip in them so we got on; 200 yards later we got off.
Our first stop was the mud baths, where you can cover yourself in sloppy, grey mud and bathe in hot springs.We tried t
he mud to varying degrees; The Boy got some on his feet, immediately proclaimed it as "disgusting" and shot off for a shower. I slopped a bit on myself but I didn't really like it and so I joined The Boy in the showers. Mrs C got a bit into it and greased herself up but was in the showers before we'd finished.The hot springs are heated by sulphorous gases bubbling up through them and they have a distinct "eggy" pong. The Boy declared that there was no was he was going in that, I didn't fancy it either but Mrs C plunged in and rather liked it.
Back on the boat and it was a short chug to our lunch venue, the Paradise Hotel. This was a professional set-up with rows of tables and a dozen or more waiters but nice nonetheless. As veggies we were catered for with omelette and chips which was ok. We also had a glass of wine with it (5
YTL each).
After lunch it was back on the boat for a lazy cruise down the river where we saw some Lycian rock tombs and then on to the beach where, apparently, giant loggerhead turtles lay their eggs.
There were a couple of dozen boats there and the beach was very busy. We all went into the sea for a swim and it was lovely, the water was warm and clear and there was a nice breeze blowing off the sea, cooling us down.
The only downside was that the fine sand got everywhere (Mrs C is in the shower as I type, trying to get shot of the last of it).After an hour and a half at the beach, we were back in the boat, up the river to Dalyan and on the coach to come home.All in all it was £22 per head (The Boy went free) well spent and a good day out.
Now, where to go for tea ? (I still call it "tea", being working class)
Sunday, 10 August 2008
Nothing to report....
Tomorrow we are off on the "Dalyan Discovery" cruise; should be interesting.
Friday, 8 August 2008
Day of the Dolmus
Thursday, 7 August 2008
Damn, missed it !
Maybe next week.
That sunset
Sorted
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Rollup for the mystery tour
That'll learn us...
Monday, 4 August 2008
Saturday, 2 August 2008
Cables galore
Isn't it about time there was a standard connector for power/data like there is for headphones (USB mini B would seem to fit the bill)



